i am here

op amp books, how i shall miss thee

why WOULDN'T forensics be next to locks?

Fire Safety in the Atomic Age!  The Next World War!  ELECTRONIC TIME MEASUREMENT!!!!

 

 

ABC's of Reloading - SECOND edition, with scintillating new techniques!  Gambling - FOR DUMMIES!

 

Management of Gunshot Wounds.... Principles and Practice of Embalming... how is a girl supposed to choose???

 

gasp!

 

did I step into the future? 

 

IS IT MY BOOK?  COMPLETED?

I CAN GO TO MOVIE NOW?????

no... it just impacted on the surface.

see, it even says so on a book.

 
though i suppose in the title is implied they can also not be fun...

who knew you'd need a new asc manual after 17 years?

it's a classic.  who needs a new edition?

1993... c'mon, it served me well through film school and beyond!

you should see the bluescreen lighting section!  it's genius!

oh... uh... I... I think I might have seen an optical printer once... in a documentary...

on closer inspection...

it says, "remember, the audience is intent on watching the foreground and the background plate will not distract...."  oh dear... oh DEAR

i.  littrally.  die.

poof

wherein i realize i'm not ACTUALLY FILMING OUT ferthalovapete

can you tell this focus pull isn't completely pixel-perfect, project-on-screen sticking?

 

no?  cause it's a still?  for a book?  so you'll just take my word for it, since the technique is sound?  AWESOME. 

 

brain to stop make freak out now please thank you

i would like to stab my eye with this

guess what my goal was today

believe it or not, it was achieved... five bucks if you can name it... GO:

 

 
 

 

 

 

there be matchmovin here

evidence:

 

 

 

 

best to look like you're calm and in control for these things

 

 

the REAL PROOF:

animatin' juice

fun with matchmoving

how to shoot stuff for your book about matchmove:

start with strawberry fanta

figure out how to build 12'x12' frame

your hollywood moment

make sure it's not ONE MEEEEEEEELLION DEGREES

(oops)

truer words

tools

the AWESOME THEO

yep, every one was measured

the AWESOME YA

double the awesome

MORE measuring, yep

pass out for five hours, a little david anders fluff, repeat

strawberry fanta

really hits the spot when you realize you're getting yourself into something you don't actually know how to do.

mmmmmmm

back to reality:

ok, soo.... how are we supposed to put this thing together?