i am here

oh, you think you can beat GEORGIA TECH ARCHITECTURE, IKEA?

Do you, thou knave?  Thou VILLAIN? Doest thou think affordable steam-pressed plywood furniture can cloud mine own thoughts and judgment, IKEA????

   

Well, think thee again, swedish coward!  I shall best you *(and by you I mean, "my own bad purchasing practices and lack of research") and thy mushy non-center-supported bedframe (which, really?  my bad, seriously), which doest cause backaches in mine.. uh... back!!!??!!!

Think thee thine own good design and swedish long legs and square jaw and hands that can wrap all the way around my head and... cornflower eyes... can defeat me?  THINK AGAIN IKEA!  For I have the power of yellow-jackets, yellow almost as thy flaxen, beautiful, soft... uh... HAIR! Wait.. what?...

 

FEAST THINE EYES, IKEA!  For I have beaten thee with THINE OWN PACKAGING!  Even my CAT mocks you, IKEA, mocks you mercilessly, you cur, you something else from Canterbury Tales, you uh... scoundrel!  SCOUNDREL!

I LIKE NICE MEN, IKEA!!!!

 

So feast thine eyes, thou sucka!  and consider visiting - I MEAN KILLING THYSELF IN SHAME!!!!  AND INFAMY!!! AND CALL ME!!!!

vampire eric couldn't get through here

 

especially carrying me over his shoulder

i hate everything

just letting you know.  here's your damn picture.

 

actually, I DO have to be a total bitch about it.  frak off.  ass.  Not you, internet reader.  Someone else.

wow, me too!

 

we have so much in common...

fun with dating sites

uh huh... sure

 

matches the map of hits on this very site...

 

nothing i don't already know...

now, this is interesting to me in so many ways... mostly because it totally explains, in a neat little package, why i'm single

i made the observer!

 

spring in november

better than christmas in july

 

well, maybe not

or maybe yes

i... i... so confused... oh, hey, old roommate's new boarder

 

at least there are some things a girl can always rely on

wherein i realize i'm not ACTUALLY FILMING OUT ferthalovapete

can you tell this focus pull isn't completely pixel-perfect, project-on-screen sticking?

 

no?  cause it's a still?  for a book?  so you'll just take my word for it, since the technique is sound?  AWESOME. 

 

brain to stop make freak out now please thank you