i am here

oh my!

Sent by magic

wtf at cvs

crazy lazy

 

 

mousse? or crazy juice?

 

relief? or psychotic belief?

(runner up rhyme: boil? or sir arthur conan doyle?)

 

this one gave the rhyming dictionary an asthma attack

 

IT'S CALLED SUBTLETY

look it up bitches - IF YOU CARE!

MIRACLE AT THE SALVATION ARMY

 

barcelona, baby!  give it up for my man mies van d' ROH!

Suggested Retail Price

Chrome starting at US $4523!!!!

Stainless steel starting at US $6907?????

Oh, REALLY, Knoll?  Check THIS out, DWR - or should I say DnotWR?

 

one hundred and seventy clams, bitches!  SUCK IT, modern military-industrial-bauhaus complex!

you BET I have!

 

the dvd fairy came!

how did she know i've never seen 16 candles?????

 

 

whoa!

orange flowers

Drifting carpets of orange flowers
Roll down the stairs, down from a star
Where they lie so long, beneath the seasons
Dead among the
Drifting fires of orange flowers
Lift from your eyes, out with a breath
Where they lie so long, beneath the seasons

Dead among the flowers growing

 

thanks camper van beethoven!

(yes, I know this song refers to california poppies, but they aren't in season)

muuuh. haha.

 

jerks!

memo to myself

 

...do the dumb things i gotta do

found in a pile of tax stuff ca. 2007

i KNEW this cat was getting modeling jobs!

 

did you know i have asthma?  yup.  since childhood.

 

i have the "go to the ER a few times a year (not lately though)" variety that renders medical dramas so irresistible to me

 

i'm also allergic to everything - not the "my eyes are itching" kind of allergies, the "[eyes are swollen shut and face is blue, can't speak]" kind

(though fortunately i'm not allergic to penicillin or cheese, yay)

 

 

meds these days are AWESOME though, so i get to live with my little pal harper, duchess of west hollywood

  

i know most girls say their cat is the most gorgeous cat on the planet, but in my case it's true... i just wish she'd get some cat modeling jobs to help pay the mortgage... and the housekeeper... sigh

 

hey look!  proof that the housekeeper IS a medical expense!  booooooooo to the ya!

 

mmmmmmmmmmouse

 

look at this

 

go here

 

do this

you will thank me