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they're watching you watching you watching you oooooohoooohooooohoooo
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January 04, 2012
September 21, 2011
grid pad of nerdage, fall tv edition
my tivo queue is now PERFECT! YEAH BOI!
it only took 5 hours and 10 pages.
September 08, 2011
back to the giant knitting
Sent by magic
August 08, 2010
i enjoy the finer things
they don't call me the duchess for NOTHING!
oh MY!
March 02, 2010
more kitchen dramz
old floor
new floor!!!!
too bad i'll only live with you for a month or so! i lof u!
February 24, 2010
February 19, 2010
not bad for a first run huh
whaddya think?
February 18, 2010
meth addict or author, you be the judge
early summer: pretty! no bags under eyes! happy!
the other day: I SAID GIVE ME ALL THE ROBITUSSIN DM, BITCH!!!
good luck, book!
February 05, 2010
why didn't i think of this FIVE MONTHS AGO
mah favorite binkie sit next to hooman make biskiz all day!
it teh shiz! prrrrrrrrrah harper OUT!
February 04, 2010
did i mention the new book subtitle?
the art and technique of matchmove: staring at young men's crotches for fun and profit? NO LIE y'all.
