i am here

oh my!

Sent by magic

vinyl

I don't remember the name of this record store, but it was on 5th avenue somewhere in the 30s... tons of two buck records, sweeeeet

 

erica's word (which until this second I thought was erica's world, which is much more awesome)

that does indeed say three fity, btw.

 

your HANDS are shakin and your ARMS are shakin and your KNEES are shakin and (unintelligible) shakin

 

given to me by tory frey for my 12th (?) birthday

thanks tory!

 

hmmmm.....

 

 

  HEY!!!!

oh ooops, didn't take a picture of London Calling.  you know what it looks like though, if not, get the hell off my blog.

 

FINE.  here it is.

 

 

future's so bright

 

 

man, remember when sting didn't SUCK OUT LOUD???

 

sweet corvette

 

they played at a frat my freshman year - i think it was tke, but can't remember... good times.  actually, i'm pretty sure it was tke.

go love your vinyl today!

 

ps: this isn't really in On The Bus category.  Points if you can tell me why I checked it though!

i actually left the house today, and i can't stand up

it was nice out

i'm talking to you, kitchen

 

note scientology celebrity center in distance.  and also that spell check thinks scientology isn't a word.

 

 

fun wifi names

it's entirely possible i drafted this store.  no, it actually is.

how to get yer loot home on the bus

choose the new face of evil from the above two... GO

wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong. wrong.

see if you can identify the WRONG in the following series of images:

 

 

 

can't wait / not so much

see if you can guess which is which!

(go see DJ's panel!)

this does not sound like my new TV boyfriend, sadly a lot

out of pocket expenses GUARANTEED

that's right:  ALPACAS

less creepy than Polar Express (please god)?

tuesdays ARE a bitch

mormons!

rosemary's baby at hollywood forever cemetery

one of those things to do before you die - hope you don't die before next year 'cause this season is over

what did I do before JACK BAUER?

WHAT DID I DO???

shaping, cutting, punching, bending: all your needs covered

typical stoner

experienced in the ways of not falling down in traffic

note other hipsters on the bus

yes... rush to park your cars, PUNY MORTALS

ME (on phone): DUDE WHERE DID YOU GO?

ERIC (not Northman, sadly, though a very good Eric nonetheless): Look to your left.

ME: I'm BLIND remember?

ERIC: (punch on shoulder)

ME: Oh, hey!

what did you do to his EYES?

we poisoned your chocolate pudding.

I TOLD you it had a chalky undertaste John Cassavetes

apparently some moviegoers were upset

yes, flock to your parked cars, PUNY MORTALS

rosemary's baby: 1968  patty hearst kidnapping: 1974

sad, romantic, dreamy

where have you beeeeeeeeen holy craaaaaaaaaap

aaaaaaahhhhhh

too much lovins holy craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

why yes, that is the andy warhol diaries on the shelf.  he's so droll

Skinny Druggie Kid Wearing Cuttoffs and a Garbage Bag v. Older African American Gent Singing Hymns

Scene: Number 2 Bus, afternoon.

 

SKINNY WHITE DRUGGIE KID and OLDER GENT fight over SWDK getting his damn feet off of all the damn seats.

 

SWDK

I'll make you suck my dick old man!

OLDER GENT

So pull your pants down!

 

SWDK

*aneurysm*

 

OLDER GENT

Move it!  I wanna sit where your feets are!

 

WDK:

Scoots, attempts glare, fails

 

Older Gent WIN!

going to sandro's

my sewing machine!!!

 

the #2

 

the #175

ribs, hamburger...shrimp?

 

remember when he actually looked like this... in 1994?