i am here

yay!

bow. chicka. BOW BOW.

 

 

in which jackBauer finds his new body and whispers sweet nothings in its ears...

 

 

Well, HELLO

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm in this for the long haul, baby

 

 

jackBauer knows how to handle this shit, baby

 

 

and this shit

 

also this shit

 

awwwwwwwww yeah, and this shit too, baby

 

 

awwwwwwwwww yeah

 

 

 

you look great baby... dewy

 

 

and now we are one

 

i guess it's miller time



this playground blows!

they do NOT screw around with the jesus rays here

 

DAMN, son!

 

rainbows!!!

MIRACLE AT THE SALVATION ARMY

 

barcelona, baby!  give it up for my man mies van d' ROH!

Suggested Retail Price

Chrome starting at US $4523!!!!

Stainless steel starting at US $6907?????

Oh, REALLY, Knoll?  Check THIS out, DWR - or should I say DnotWR?

 

one hundred and seventy clams, bitches!  SUCK IT, modern military-industrial-bauhaus complex!

you BET I have!

 

oh, you think you can beat GEORGIA TECH ARCHITECTURE, IKEA?

Do you, thou knave?  Thou VILLAIN? Doest thou think affordable steam-pressed plywood furniture can cloud mine own thoughts and judgment, IKEA????

   

Well, think thee again, swedish coward!  I shall best you *(and by you I mean, "my own bad purchasing practices and lack of research") and thy mushy non-center-supported bedframe (which, really?  my bad, seriously), which doest cause backaches in mine.. uh... back!!!??!!!

Think thee thine own good design and swedish long legs and square jaw and hands that can wrap all the way around my head and... cornflower eyes... can defeat me?  THINK AGAIN IKEA!  For I have the power of yellow-jackets, yellow almost as thy flaxen, beautiful, soft... uh... HAIR! Wait.. what?...

 

FEAST THINE EYES, IKEA!  For I have beaten thee with THINE OWN PACKAGING!  Even my CAT mocks you, IKEA, mocks you mercilessly, you cur, you something else from Canterbury Tales, you uh... scoundrel!  SCOUNDREL!

I LIKE NICE MEN, IKEA!!!!

 

So feast thine eyes, thou sucka!  and consider visiting - I MEAN KILLING THYSELF IN SHAME!!!!  AND INFAMY!!! AND CALL ME!!!!

how cute is my new place?

 

reminds me of a place I lived in virginia highlands...

 

plenny of space for the duchess to gallop around

 

uh... where's the DISHWASHER?????

dog mit teensy chausseurs

oh, The Grove, how I will miss thee and thine tiny shod pooches...

 

  6/30/2010:

 

 

 

7/30/2009:

(please note weensy Burberry backpack)

plus ça change, non?

good thing i zoomed all the way in

uh...

 

maybe this is why google maps gave me such a weird, non-10 route to austin? 

   

you be the judge.  

 

 

of course, that would be a hella cool roadside experience...

porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!!!!!!!

 
tew tew tew tew tew (bionic noms sounds)