Check out his profile for comedy's sake, and then brutally mock him for your, Dear Reader, for your pleasure? Really? You would have me sink so low for your mere amusement?
Hmmm. He likes fast cars, check, hot chicks, check, and needs someone to settl. For him, I presume. Well, that doesn't sound good at all. He needs better self esteem.
Seeing as I won't even go to the Valley anymore for a date, I think Seattle, which I understand is north of the Burbank IKEA, is a little far away for me. Maybe that's why his self esteem is so low.
Now see, this whole thing would never work out anyway, as your own Mlle X is also an Aquarian, and February is MY Birthday Month. MINE! So, I'm sorry, man-who-looks-like-pit-bull, but I'm afraid I wouldn't care to meet you. Good luck and so forth.