Nothing really new in this story, just your average loner priest committing murder with satanic overtones and getting away with it for twenty six years.
Until you get to paragraph two. That's where the shocker is. SHOCKER!
Twenty six years ago was NINETEEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY, Dear Reader. 1980! Holy SHIT!
OK, maybe we don't need to remember that last one.
MY POINT IS, Dear Reader, there are people ALIVE TODAY who are twenty six years old, can buy smokes, drinks, can vote even, who are adults and shit, who were born that year! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHwhatamIdoingwithmylife!!!!!!
forty is the new thirty... forty is the new thirty... forty is the new thirty...