This is turning into a kick-ass parking deck, Dear Reader. Right here in the 90210.
And by "here," I mean "there," as I don't even live in the 90069 anymore. Sigh.
Anyhoo. Add Ms. Mazar to the list of stars who drive their own cars and park them themselves in the one hour free deck next to Rite Aid on Bedford. You know the one I'm talking about. Near Sprinkles.
Now, Ms. M, if we can just chat about the what, TWO miles to the gallon you MIGHT get even if you aren't stuck in parking deck traffic? Hmmmm? This is a big ass car, y'all. I thought it was a Bentley at first. But one simply does NOT drive her own Bentley, now does she?
Of course she doesn't. Good going, Deb.
in band camp when we lived in Mexico, we drove from Mexico City to Chicago for out yearly "get tourist Visas to live in the country full time" jaunt. Yes, I said DROVE. Look on the map - it's not the kind of drive you want to make with a six year old, a three year old, half a pack of cigarettes, and a full tank of gas, sunglasses notwithstanding... especially if you have to carry two full containers of gas in the trunk because you're driving through the fucking SONORAN DESERT IN A GOD DAMNED FORD LTD. And by LTD, Dear Reader, I do believe they were referring to the range of the car.
TWO CONTAINERS OF GAS... IN THE TRUNK!!!!
Again, I encourage you to look at a map, Dear Reader. I remember it being an eight hour FLIGHT. Next to this idea, the "using gasoline as charcoal starter" idea was one of my father's better ones.
Well, I take that back - at least he never set me on fire with the car.
CELEBRITY VERDICT: Drives herself, looks pretty nice actually, that better be a freaking hybrid, young lady!
ok- how do you kickstart a Vespa again?