About how fucking AWESOME the Transformers movie is going to be!
A year? I can't WAIT A YEAR, punk!
While I've never actually seen the show (my sister watched it though), I was aware that a Transformers movie was coming up because a bunch of people posted "tests" for it (from the evil regions up you-know-where) of dubious origin at work a while back. Actually, these whatever-they-weres were intriguing, but it's not like I was all up in arms excited to see it...
That was before I saw the trailer yesterday on Pirates.
Crashed NASA craft sees life on Mars? Ya got me. Classified films and conspiracy? I'm so there. Lots of exploding shit? I will most likely consider you, movie.
DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY??????
SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nobody told me this movie was going to be BAYriffic! Are you kidding me? Where do I get in line?? AAHHHHHHH!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhh baby! I can't WAIT!
I think he was going for "always drunk guy on a boat most of the time who has that drunk guy luck of never getting hurt whilst drunk with a soupscon of super hot ambiguous girlymanluciousosiTAY."