Some of The Greatest Lines in the English Language:

Son of bitch.  Shit.

Soylent Green is people.

My Tivo started recording nothing but porn.

And the scar was in the shape of Mexico.

Get your hands off me, you damn dirty apes.

It's just like Beggar's Canyon back home.

Then I got into a tequila drinking contest with a Mariachi band at a Mexican wedding...

thanks to lil sis mlle y for the quote of the day
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[sjfngnv]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

[mlle_x]

That's where they have that Picasso.