So, riddle me this, Dear Reader.
Why would anyone go to all the bother, involving, but not limited to, a wasted lunch hour, a possible trip to the Valley, ruined underpants, problems sitting down comfortably for the rest of the afternoon, and just the general pain-in-the-assetry of getting a Brazilian, which is wrong on so many levels, but let’s stay on issue here, because there are few things I hate more than Feminism with a capital “F”, but still, why are we supporting, nay, paying big bucks, even, to conform to a society that only thinks we’re fuckable if we look like twelve year old girls, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT @%$#@%$#, but I digress, why would you put up with the inconvenience and the pain in the literal and figurative and quite possibly moral pain in the ass to get a Brazilian wax and then wear a FUZZY BROWN CASHMERE STRING BIKINI?
Who are the ad wizards?
fall into the gap, indeed.
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You might look into moving out of your mommy's basement.
Posted by: mlle_x | August 28, 2007 at 08:14 PM