SUBJECT: Extra David Sedaris Ticket, Tonight 8pm, Royce Hall, YOU WANT IT
ONE extra ticket to see Mr. David Sedaris do his Mr. David Sedaris thing, unfortunately Ira Glass won’t be around, but it should be good all the same. Something about corduroy.
This event is and has been SOLD OUT for a couple of months, so you will have to sit next to me; HOWEVER, I did take a shower this morning, and the seats are in the way back, so… and you never know, I might be one of those people, you know, like JACK BLACK, you know? Who like totally surprises you and shows up totally smelling really good when you really. Did. Not. Expect it. And also had really good table manners, and like, took your coat and held your chair and everything? I love Jack Black.
Unfortunately, he was otherwise engaged this evening, so yes, I still have:
Non-FRONT ROW TICKET!
For the totally SOLD OUT DAVID SEDARIS THING TONIGHT! At Royce Hall, 8pm.
First $20 (face price) gets it…. OR, I might could be talked into a favorable mention in your anonymous blog.*
YOU WANT IT!
*if you are one of the Fug Girls or the Defamer Guy, who I hear is totally cute.