This is one of the more lucid insane people who has contacted me through Match.com recently... doesn't anyone use spell check anymore?
"So you can kick my butt. I got news for you, not all older men are old. I live in the L.B. plaza area, by El Dorado Park. I'm a long shore man/ crane operator. I enjoy going to Big Bear because I own a house there as well. I've only been to Maui and Cancun. I hope to start traveling again soon. On a celebration I like to enjoy a bottle of Dom Pe'rignon or very good wine. Hope I aroused your curiosity. I'm told that I act and look younger then my picture, I guess I'm still a big kid at heart. I hear that women have 11.3% more articulate brain matter then men. Just let me have 10% say so, just enough to make you laugh."
¿Qué? I guess I'm curious as to why you don't use grammar check as well.
This guy reminds me of an awesome story in The Weekly World News back before the Berlin Wall came down. A Japanese Hibachi Steak House opened in (take your pick) Budapest, Prague, somewhere in Romania (you get the idea) - the first one ever behind the Iron Curtain. Local guy is trained to be a chef. On opening night, he has a flying knife accident and cuts off a diner's fingers - all of them! - leading to his firing. The local Communist Boss guys were kind, though - he was allowed to have his old job back. As a CRANE OPERATOR!
A wink received yesterday led me to this masterpiece of self-salesmanship...
"Well here go's. I'm here because, like everyone else I cant figure out the other sex. O'believe me i've tryed. But i'm not a quitter thats why i'm back.2 years ago i give this on line dating a chance and i ended up with a beutiful lil boy.just wish thing would have worked out better. I work for a large company as an electrician.I like my job.I have 2 wonderful boys the older one is 11 years old and the younger one is 10 months. what i'm looking for is a stable relationship.someone that is honest,up front about everything.if you want to know more just ask."
Yeah... I know what YOU want to ask, Dear Reader; Is English his native language?
Yes. Yes it is.
Back to the trenches....
p.s. more vacation snark coming soon!